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There is only one solution to this...prototype!

You could easily make that using a cheap computer fan and some pvc tubing. Not sure what you would use to power it, though. you could probably find a small, cheap computer power supply to run it.
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And as a plus they make that nice, pleasant whirring sound that occasionally is interspliced with a satisfying "PSSHHH!".

Fella's, nothing says "smooth shave" like "PSSHHH!"

A margarita maker might do the trick. Those Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville ones are something to behold. It would be a real nice way to mix together the shaved ice, shaving cream, glycerine and some...

I do ~1 minute post-shave under cold water to help close up the pores and it helps a ton, but it's like spending a nice relaxing evening in a hot tub only to get out and fall into a snow bank. While...