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For only one hip

Was reclusive. Seldom seen

Whilst pondering my navel last night
It appears to have moved to the right
the lint smelled quite funky

A few bucks a day, be as it may, to pay up for what I have in it! ;) :roflmao

Was proof I was way too much in it~

Took over my day..

'I'm apt to be sorry I did it....'

To spare me unpleasant romance.

I did quite a jig!

Which merely induced a cold sweat.

He tied strings around fingers and toes

Tho he misbehaved

The truth begins to ring

The feeling is quite raucous

Nice! (I was secretly hoping for a hanging pastry......)

My actions were hasty

And into the dock we did slam.

There is a difference, Bill.....

Bill learned about shit and shinola

My bevel was no-go

And whispered her plea..

There once was a bloke from Maleny

Fine...... Ok. Jimbo had a chickin. Pecking about. Resembling Jimbo, some folks thought the bird strange..
As chickens go, Jimbo's bird had lots of territory to free-range! Quite strange!

Something of a soft nature had formed an 'insulator'. The twinkling could not be heard! Could it be packing peanuts? Perhaps some errant paper towels? Something such should have been heard! Or...

I peeked in the sack, searching for the insulator?