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More of a statement than a question. I hoped the quotes in blue would be a hint...

I personaly can't keep it straight one line at a time.....:shrug:

While watching a Rolling Stones show
Bout as much fun as watching moss grow

My left nut is larger than my right...
Though my belly makes it out of sight

My turn to start a new limerick
Is that the start or just a gimmick
Poetry is stupid not hard...
Unlike a tub of lard

My turn to start a new limerick

A one legged woman named Eileen...
Was reclusive. Seldom seen
She wore a custom slip
For only one hip
But erotic,you know what I mean!

A one legged woman named Eileen...
Was reclusive. Seldom seen
She wore a custom slip

There was a happy goat named Fred
Who was better off alive than dead
He said "but not by much"
With no Nannys or such

Instead of romance I was thinking Glance. :rofl2:

I placed a potato in my pants
The pain from its heat made me dance
I did quite a jig!
I need the leaf of a Fig

There once was a gentleman that shaved

The buzzards are picking my caucus
The feeling is quite raucous
Media ding-a-lings
The truth begins to ring
Bend over the system will faucus

The buzzards are picking my caucus
The feeling is quite raucous
Media ding-a-lings

I lost control of my bowels...
And immediately reached for some towels
My actions were hasty
My face it was pasty

There once was a girl in the woods,
Red hood and a basket of goods,
She brought along a gun
Thinking, This will be fun.


Donald Trump is a man with ambition,
He's trying with every emission,...

A razor from communist China...
Ended up in North Carolina...
With a guy named Bill...

I've honed with the Norton and Shapton,

While listening to Eric Clapton.

In Colombia they invented Maracas
Over here we just know 'em as clackers

When you give them a shake...

What a racket they make....

Some day I may buy me a Jnat....

My housework is never the cleanest...
Making my spouse act at her meanest
The floor is a mess...
And though I digress,
My honing results are the keenest!

My housework is never the cleanest...
Making my spouse act at her meanest

There was a young gal from the Azores
Whose interests were funghi and spores
She took a trip in the wood
And although it weren't good
It ended with very few sores

I met a young lass from Utopia...
Who had a bad case of myopia...
Her poor eyes can't see far

As I listened one morn to Debussy...

As you see my tastes are not fussy.

The record got louder.

My member stood prouder.