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spends hours talking on Skype

But Pop got pulled over for going too fast

With their old man driving

A dapper young man from New York
Preferred chopsticks over the fork

He ordered delivery to stay in

after plucking the gray hairs from his chest....

My housework is never the cleanest...
Making my spouse act at her meanest
The floor is a mess...

It's well known bears are partial to honey.
Even still they don't have much money
Spending time in a cave

Pinching pennies to save....

There was a young gal from the Azores
Whose interests were funghi and spores

She took a trip in the wood

Whilst pondering my very next shave...

From the comfort of my man-cave...

My wife yelled down the stair....