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I know... I know... Animacules are completely ridiculous...

And yes, the flood database is an amazing resource! I'd found it a couple of months ago and spent several days ... er... swimming in it.

Don't worry. If it wasn't the strops, it was the scales!

It could be worse. Beware vintage ales.

Also, I have an 1860's pocket scalpel that is still caked in blood. That's how I learned that...