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She hides her shoes so I don't have a clue how many she has. Maybe I should start hiding my razors.

When these show up and the Norton 4000/8000 I ordered this morning I will have some explaining to do. I'll tell her to check my messages on where to send them upon my demise. ;)

I shouldn't have but I bought a 7-day set of Joseph Rodgers & Sons straight razors. I paid just under $180 for them, can I at least tell my wife I made the deal of the day?
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