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McGregor is an MMA fighter,
His shorts couldn't be any tighter
As he huffs & puffs in the ring
His plums have no-where to swing
Uzi line deleted
But his wife says that they still delight her.

His plums have no-where to swing

His shorts couldn't be any tighter

The Khardashians are all over the news

Long are the days of sobriety
Especially in middle-eastern society,
I'd prefer to be mildly drunk
But like it more when I'm drunk as a skunk
Whilst maintaining my sense of propriety.

Especially in middle-eastern society,

Some people lay claim to global warming

My head was stove in by a chimp
Which caused me to walk with a limp
so went to a dance
In a sub human trance
Just to show that ape I'm no wimp.

The kids were planning on drinking and jiving,

Whilst pondering my navel last night

Line cinque, rhymes avec deux et un.

Hung a spoon from the tip of his nose...

When sucking my teeth just last night,
I realized something weren't right
There's a hole where a hole shouldn't be
My Dentist is a she not a he.....
Is amenable to hole filling tonight

turns...

He's a good looking primate,

There's a hole where a hole shouldn't be

When sucking my teeth just last night..

Looks like you beat me to it Grazor - we'll forget this one and go with yours.

Because to use a Mach 3 is depraved.

OK let's start again - Donald Trump is a man with ambition.

And this time the last line must end in missionary position.

I was really hoping someone would come up my with 'Missionary positition'

Donald Trump is a man with a mission,

Messed it up - now the mower's a non-goer.

Well known to be a bit of a meany.

(P.s. - they are pastries.)

Noodles and gāo diǎn

They're within hearing range..


(Thought I'd bring this one back on course.)

Lizzie Borden was known for her axe