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You're a crazy kid, Parker! My response would be something like "You want ME to go up THERE?!?" I'm not afraid of heights -- I grew up on a mountain -- but I am afraid of deceleration trauma!!

I dated a gymnast in college -- her legs and arms always had more bruises than I did! She couldn't wear a sleeveless dress when we went out to dinner because people might think I beat on her. Don't...

OW OW OW OW OW OW!!! :cry: I imagine those mats didn't help a whole helluva lot!

Yeah, that does suck. Even worse when you're knuckles are broken to begin with.

Parker, it's OK to admit you're addicted to cutthroat shaving. After all, you are a "legendary" Senior Member now!
I imagine you've had a few scrapes from gymnastics -- a little crease from a razor...

Parker --
That's good news! When do you think you'll be able to bleed again? J/K buddy!
Have you cut yourself yet?
mla

Never heard of it.

Ok. I'm just too lazy to look for it on a map. I mean, the entire state's all light brown!
What is there for a young kid to actually do in Las Vegas?

A buddy of mine's kid lives in Parump (spelling?). Isn't that west of Vegas proper?

EXACTLY!!!

Vegas always kind of scared me...hot, dry, and the various Palaces of Broken Dreams (casinos). I think you really have to be a kind of "special" person to live there year-round.

Parker, I imagine you probably see a lot of that in your hometown!

Google "Sparkle Twins"

You could always open a lemonade stand...

You already shovel sand out of driveways?

Better start shoveling sand out of people's driveways then -- no snow in Lost Wages! :rofl2:

We have a saying back home:
"The further north you go, the uglier the women get. But the longer you're there, the better they look."

I wonder if the inverse is true in Australia?

That's why we wear caribou parkas in the Great White North year 'round!

...and right away you're associating with known criminals! :deal:

LEARN TO STROP FIRST!!!

Help out your parents -- get a scholarship!

Don't spend your college tuition!!!

Hey Carl!

Back in the day I could bench 350 lbs. Couldn't do what you described, though. Parker can --that's why he's a LEGEND!

g'nite, Parker :gl:

I'm sure he knows who you are by now -- after all, you're a LEGEND!--and will be happy to show you his "professional" stropping grip! ;)

I've honestly never heard of this before. :thinking:

I didn't say that your grip is NOT the problem -- it could still very well be. I just really don't see how a loose hinge pin is causing your problem. Like I said, a real head-scratcher!
I'll look...