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Remember the Sheffields, and keep them holy.

Thou shalt not commit a reverse scythe with thine razor, for in that day thou shalt surely die.

Straight razors are jealous razors; thou shalt put no cartridge razor before me.

Thou shalt not roll thine edge on thine strop.

While thou stroppeth, thou shalt use no undue pressure on thine...