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With a cup in one hand...

Short, fat, infectious and looking silly...

They like looking at tonsorial bling...

His bath looked a bit hot...

Pinned me down and whispered "I need ya.."

just side step him,, he's one hundred and two..

But they all love a tickle...

I personaly can't keep it straight one line at a time
is this a question or the start of a rhyme
More of a statement than a question. I hoped the quotes in blue would be a hint...
Yeah, I struggle...

My left nut is larger than my right...
Though my belly makes it out of sight...
I need to lose weight...
But I forgot when I ate...
My new bride got a helluva fright

My left nut is larger than my right...

My turn to start a new limerick
Is that the start or just a gimmick
Poetry is stupid not hard...
Unlike a tub of lard
The rules of the thread we must mimic

My turn to start a new limerick
Is that the start or just a gimmick

A one legged woman named Eileen...

There was a happy goat named Fred
Who was better off alive than dead
He said "but not by much"
With no Nannys or such
So he jumped over the fence and fled.

Been listening to dust radio...

The kids were planning on drinking and jiving...
With their old man driving...
But Pop got pulled over for going too fast...
As he tried to escape his past...
The cop asked " You leaving, or...

That last limerick was a good one ........
But one of the lines was missed by Tom...
The rules are clear...

'I'm apt to be sorry I did it
but couldn't make myself quit it
freakin' ebay

Sorry Rob, let's have a go at 2 again?

Turns out I misplaced my monkey...

There once was a gentleman that shaved
Tho he misbehaved
He chose a mach 3
Sacrilegious was he..
Better join SRP and get saved.

There once was a gentleman that shaved...
Tho he misbehaved...
He chose a mach 3...

Went cruising with Sunset Sam...

There once was a girl in the woods,
Red hood and a basket of goods,
She brought along a gun
Thinking, This will be fun.
Gonna shoot big bad wolf in the gourds.

Donald Trump is a man with...

A razor from communist China...
Ended up in North Carolina...