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So this strop and razor salesman gets lost on a country road and stops at a farmers house and asks for a place to sleep for the night.......

So this guy walks into a barbershop.......

I have read a tome on this subject by Edward Lilywhite Norton (he quotes heavily from an earlier work by one Ralph Kramden) where he delves into Quantuum Physics and simply says that if you believe...

Egads man, you are hopeless, still Neil, YMMV.

It's a metaphor cobber all this resting and waking up stuff.....and, I'll have you know, a drug addled Tarot card reader who once caught me without clothing referred to me as an Adonis. So Neil, your...

Once I woke up one of my razors before it was fully rested and it screamed the entire time I shaved with it. YMMV