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Free range snails! You couldn't make it up.

Well the French love Escargot so there must be some kind of farming.

Yep I think it's aimed at the luvvies looking for the next elixir.
To be honest it's far better than most of the aftershave balms that are full of crap which some use.

Well next time just slap some of that slime on your chops. Every silver lining and all that.
I did eat a slug for a drunken bet once, maybe that's why I look so young. :)

My wife loves Dr Organic products and with a recent purchase she received a sample of snail gel.
Yup that's right, snail gel, apparently all the rage now, and its usage has been documented for many...