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I might have told her if she doesn't stop distracting me I'll use the straiight to shave her head while she's asleep.

Mine won't look when I shave as she is worried I'll cut myself, yet she will talk to me and thus increase the risk of me cutting myself!

I'm with you there my girlfriend is getting pretty sick of me polishing, stropping shaving, buying razors and talking about them!