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I need to get ahold of one of those mammoth Williams Shave soap sticks.

I'm cracking up over all things Krampus, from shaving soaps to movies to bicycles. Maybe I shouldn't be laughing.

In local news...A young hunter shot an elk when they mistook it for a whitetail deer. This happened around 100 miles south of where I live. ...

I'm guessing it just fell out of a tree. It may seem unlikely but it does happen.

This one couldn't use its hind legs and drug itself across the ground and a couple of feet up a tree before I...

I had to dispatch a squirrel that was paralyzed from a fall this afternoon.

I bought eclipse viewing glasses this morning. I can't see a thing when looking through them.

I just played "honed" in a game of scrabble.

I hope you are happy in the new place, Richard. Best wishes!

They are now giving away the special sauce.
https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/823893187794239489

Could be, or maybe my belly just got bigger.

I think it is wider and heavier. The ominous part from my photo is the Grand Mac is described as having 100% been patties. What is that saying about the patties on the other two Macs?

I'm cutting the soda and fast food for January, but I will have to try one next month.
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McDonalds is coming out with new versions of the Big Mac, the Mac Jr. and the Grand Mac. I feel like Goldilocks.

I'd forgotten it was today but remebered when I smelled coal and goat walking home from work this evening.

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It's Krampusnacht!

How about your teeth?

I had a relative that thought the dentist was out to get his gold fillings.

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I'm guessing he didn't unzip his suit.

Well, I am a stickler for function and practicality. It just seems tucking the ears in would be really uncomfortable. Another case of form over function.

Why are the kids tucking their ears into their ball caps?

Today was an election day. On the ballot for the US Senate was a candidate named Chief Wana Dubie.

Naw, I was referencing the character from No Country For Old Men flipping a coin to decide if he is going to off someone.

Heads of tails?

Wait, if Hirlau get's sequestered that means no SRP. Now that would be cruel and unusual.

The only time I was called up for selection was my final year of college. Luckily the trial was cancelled...

They really worked over the samsquatch on that one episode.

I watched Wizard People, Dear Reader last night on Youtube.