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Piss off stumpy :)

He is a maths professor I think, I reckon it's a maths thing for brainards :)

Sounds like you are saying we need a standard face. Perhaps whoever has it could supply standard hairs for HHT's

Hi bill,
Here is what I understand them to mean:
Sharp - kind of self explanatory,
Smooth - sharp and cuts hair without leaving irritation/ discomfort,
Buttery - not really sure, poss glides...