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One of my X girlfriends called her evil eyes look a paddington bear stare, evidently his dead soulless eyes are universally recognised

You beat me to it, good job i read on before replying

I use a 3" hanging strop, and do a windscreen wiper stroke, after i read one of pixels posts some time ago, definately just up and down isnt ideal, if your blade or strop arent flat.