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Merry Christmas -- I hope Santa brings everyone their razors / soaps / aftershaves / strops / hones that they asked for!

Having to change the one employees schedule does not allow me to change anyone else's, and since I ended up having to change his, three more have decided they wanted to work. Puts us way over budget....

Employee requested off during the week of Christmas. When creating the schedule, I granted his request and scheduled other employees to work that week. The completed schedule was posted. A week later...

Just watched The Hobbit. Pretty good movie, but the Orcs lost :(

That would be one definition. In this case I refused to change his work schedule. Thoroughly within contract.

My boss overruled my decision. He gets to work on Christmas Day.

When a member of the labor union charges that a member of management has broken labor law by requiring the employee to do a certain task.

ULP = Unfair Labor Practice :mad:

The Union at my work just gave me a Christmas present -- My very own ULP :aargh:

In the words of the great philosopher Charles Brown, "AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!"

I think this thread started to devolve around the first post, and was completely gone by post 3.

I, too, like cheddar, and Egyptian cotton.

Do Egyptians make cheddar?

What happened to this thread -- did it retire and go to Florida?

The only time we have ice on the roads here is when you drop the cooler pulling it out of the back of your truck. Since you just busted several cans of beer on the ground, you aren't too worried...

Actually, it is grammatically correct.

Electrolysis, electrotherapy, same result. One makes the hair disappear, the other makes you not care about it.

Electrotherapy -- I remember it well!

If now was then then, then then is now now.

No, just the edge!

You could try using a razor rather than a hole.

Since you have the knowledge that you do not exist, you have proven that you do, in fact, exist.

Congratulations!:chapeau

Enough of this nonsense - It is a scientific fact that the whole is equal to the sum of the parts. Since a hole is the absence of matter, then the whole hole contains nothing. Since it is also a...

Wouldn't half a hole still be a whole hole?

But when the truth of this sets in, you will again be in darkness.

Unless the moon is out, in which case it will smell like cheese.

But if you can keep digging, when can you tell when you have reached the bottom?

Anything, while never too much, is always preferable to nothing.

And to get back on topic - if darkness is the absence of light, then why are they called black holes, when they are full of light?

As long as the elephant wasn't riding you!
Which is why I dislike Harleys.

Yamaha, on the other hand, makes the finest motorcycles, boats and musical instruments in the world! Nothing like...

I'm pretty sure my file cabinet is not a dishwasher, but it does make for a handy hiding spot.