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:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2: Was it a paddle?

And why didn't I think to look there first? and/or search?

More importantly, which one of you is my wife cheating with to even know about a Swaty? I've never mentioned it!
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For my birthday, my wife surprised me with this Swaty, which seems in very good condition. Very smooth, on the front just a chip in the lower right corner. On the back 2 corner chips (small) and...