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Hi John - glad to see you back, wishing you a speedy recovery, we were thinking of you.....:)

Think that wine is a magical elixir for a gentleman's Dragon God in order to rise to the occasion and spit fire....with twice the alcohol, methinks it may in fact put the Dragon to sleep....

Porch Pirates should be Tazed on site....also, a great use for the Wrist Rocket sling shot...you just got to lead them a bit...look like they got stung by a huge Bee, drop the package and run.:p

We got blasted as well....this city has too many people who have no idea how to drive in the snow, sheesh, let alone the rain...full stop parking lot driving conditions.

Winter tires went on the...

But that brings up an interesting point then - would one prefer to have poo hands touch the wall, or the toilet paper itself, so that the next user, in accessing toilet paper for their own use, then...

After decades of being a committed believer that the toiler paper should always, always dispense from the bottom and after weeks of inner debate and turmoil, must now concede that it makes far better...

I'm not going to "Like" your post Mike, that means it's not far from TO...it was in the forecast but passed us by...here we go again...older I get, the more done with -25 without the windchill I get.

The one who was to dim to get a picture with him, he took it...but that's us...don't want to invade space and be rude...it was all about the dogs....

Friend of mine ran into this guy down at the Beach the other day....bottom of my street and he didn't drop by to talk razors and have a cup of coffee...how rude...:cry:

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Actually, what I finished...:p

Feel much better now, and the urge I had to play the bagpipes seems to have gone....:chapeau

Broke wind, thought it would be cool to gain certain muscle control and be able to whistle this...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lli9ABUFZCU

Some people mark time, not realizing that time marks you.....

The woman he was having the argument with stated that they were just arguing, no violence involved and she told the police that, but given the way the system is now, arrest the man, no matter the...

Really, appears he should have stuck with the kittens instead of chasing....

Yup, was saying to the wife the other day, only reason I'd take up jogging was to hear some heavy breathing again....she was not amused.:D

There's a seller on eBay who could sell you a nice razor and the underpants to go with em....he call them, "men's fancypants"....:o

Python boots...well as they say, different strokes for different folks...whatever floats yer boat, Python boots eh?

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I'd wipe out a city block and lord knows who else if I ever rode a motorcycle....maybe I'll get tough and drip some Tuf-Glide on them and scrub them down with a lubricated razor sock....:)

Cowboy boots dead, thrown away this afternoon by wife, holes in the soles, told, "It's not the 80's anymore!!!", forbidden to order another pair.

Sigh...the times they are a-changin'...so she's...

And another entry to the lexicon...I particularly like this one...really does paint quite the picture, in Senso-Round no less....excellent and thanks! :rofl2:

Never heard it before, which means I will use it obsessively for several days and weeks now, until my wife and kids threaten to kill me in my sleep if I don't stop using it....just having my protein...

LOL! Entered formally into my vocabulary and will be tested shortly after the gym today, about 30 minutes post Vegetarian Protein Shake.....priceless!!!;)

Lord Thunderin Cod in the Bay....the iPhone has Barber Pole emoji's!!!!!

I was looking for just such a thing about a year ago, and took my time looking around eBay, and found a beautiful old print from a somewhat famous French illustrator it turns out, that my wife...

We've reached another great milestone today - your first post without a spelling error! Good on you brother! :rofl2: