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Cleanest part of my body, I'd say. Far more sanitary than hand grease.

(("Nice to meet you, Substance!" extends hand)) LOL.

To be fair, I should have included nose grease in the list.


Oi! I can get myself banned quick enough without your help!

Far saltier.

You know what they say, "Anywhere there's hair,...

Head, hand and ball grease only here!