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The missus and I went to see the Hobbit yesterday. So I woke up, grabbed a smoke on my pipe, cooked this breakfast for two and we ate before going off to watch Smaug carry the film on his massive...

Hardwood smoked bacon
Musli
London Fog (Earl Grey tea, honey, milk and vanilla extract)
My wife's cookies (not pictured)
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More to the point, I am out of bacon. Tragic, I know; I cried great manly tears of sorrowful manliness over my lack of bacon.
But I shall assuage my sadness by slaughtering the pig I've been...

I'm more machine, now, than man; twisted and evil.

Honeycrisp apples, musli, spinach & cheddar quiche, decaf tea and the luxury of working from home
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Bacon is... there are no words to describe it. Nothing can compete; not gods, not women, not even (gasp) nutella! Bacon is ALL!!!!