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Some said he had a big head

Straight razor shavers share one thing,

And nibbled my lip

Of Dos Anjos, the lightweight king
Hang on. UKRob, why did you delete Uzi's line?

McGregor is an MMA fighter,

And realise Superman is fifth in the queue

But when you step to the left or the right

Beware of the king of kung fu,

With a feather, down in the valley:w

He said," Ladies you're vergin' "

Fake boobs and Louis Vuitton shoes

But like it more when I'm drunk as a skunk

Long are the days of sobriety

We're agreed then, one line may be asinine but five is sublime

Been listening to dust radio
While motoring through Ontario
And as I hit the gas,

Fantastic thread Jimbo!

How about we do both limericks at the same time? I'd say UkRob just missed your post.

There once was a girl in the woods,
Red hood and a basket of goods,

Donald Trump is a man with ambition,...

That when she danced a jig

I once knew a girl with angina,

Donald Trump is a man with a mission,
To engorge his name recognition,
He has some grand plans,
And a hellish sun-tan,
The poor Mexicans fear extradition.

Donald Trump is a man with a mission,
To engorge his name recognition,
He has some grand plans,

Over here we just know 'em as clackers