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Now take that hair, glue it to a short piece of dowel and list on ebay so we can add it to the wall of shame :)

How are you going to mount the knot with the non-circular opening in the head when the hair is removed? are you going to squish/reshape the base of the knot to fit the head hole, or fill the head...

Have you thought of drilling a hole somewhere to store a styptic pencil ;)