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wife: "What the hell are you doing?!"
me: "shaving my testicles, why? you told me I can't shave the dogs or the cat anymore so.."

Good one, I will have to remember booze and hookers. Oh and another one arrived yesterday, posting that one next. I have never seen this manufacturer.

Oh I'm not hiding it.. but I'm not running out into the living room giddy and yelling "OMGF honey I got another razor!!!" *squuuuuueeeeal*

I was at an offsite training class with work yesterday and I get a text from the wife shortly after she arrives home from work.

You have three packages...

Ruh roh.. damn you USPS.

My reply...

Recents..

E. Montagnac

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