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That day's special summer shaving soap sat, shimmering seductively. Shelia shouted, shocked. Surely, she surmised, Sara's secretary, Sharona, shouldn't send soap, she should send Salmon sauce....

That day's special summer shaving soap sat, shimmering seductively. Shelia shouted, shocked. Surely, she surmised, Sara's secretary, Sharona, shouldn't send soap, she should send Salmon sauce....

That day's special summer shaving soap sat, shimmering seductively. Shelia shouted, shocked. Surely, she surmised, Sara's secretary, Sharona, shouldn't send soap, she should send Salmon sauce....

Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in...

Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in...

Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in...

Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in...

Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in...

Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in...

Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in...

Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in...

Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in...

BAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My pacemaker exploded. No, wait. That can't happen to this particular model as it's a Timex. They take a lickin' and a beatin too until some Albanian boy...

BAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My pacemaker exploded. No, wait. That can't happen to this particular model as it's a Timex. They take a lickin' and a beatin too until some Albanian boy...

BAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My pacemaker exploded. No, wait. That can't happen to this particular model as it's a Timex. They take a lickin' and a beatin too until some Albanian boy...

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminides would have wanted, Shu moved in for the Green Destiny but saw "made in China" atop the velvet lined case that was...

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminides would have wanted, Shu moved in for the Green Destiny but saw "made in China" atop the velvet lined case that was...

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminides would have wanted, Shu moved in for the Green Destiny but saw "made in China" atop the velvet lined case that was...

Horrified, Larry ran a hand over the doorknob and contemplated his options. Outside the tornado was building to monumental proportions. Still, compared to Della it was less than satifying to get...

Horrified, Larry ran a hand over the doorknob and contemplated his options. Outside the tornado was building to monumental proportions. Still, compared to Della it was less than satifying to get...

Horrified, Larry ran a hand over the doorknob and contemplated his options. Outside the tornado was building to monumental proportions. Still, compared to Della it was less than satifying to get...

Meanwhile the tornado was blustering up like a professional drag queen contest at Embers, Portland's worst gay bar. Great floor show and free drink recipes from Della LaBella usually make for a great...

Meanwhile, over at the ranch my syphilitic sister's brother-in-law was slapping his knee and singing "Bluemoon of Kentucky" while my sister strummed her uekelele and hummed along. Suddenly, there was...

Meanwhile, over at the ranch my syphilitic sister's brother-in-law was slapping his knee and singing "Bluemoon of Kentucky" while my sister strummed her uekelele and hummed along. Suddenly, there was...

Meanwhile, over at the ranch my syphilitic sister's brother-in-law was slapping his knee and singing "Bluemoon of Kentucky" while my sister strummed her uekelele and hummed along. Suddenly, there was...