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There was a carbuncle choad named Billy
Short, fat, infectious and looking silly
Some said he had a big head
Lived on pie and garlic bread
And eventually he couldn't see his willy

But my jeans refused to be moved by 'er

As she tugged on my zip

As does his glands

Slightly confused here.
How does one pronounce "Haupage" ? :D

As he huffs & puffs in the ring

I bought me a farm in Goonengerry
Moved in with a guy they call Larry
He's not exactly my type
Spends hours talking on Skype
Chatting to women named Sally

North Korea has the bomb

Whilst pondering my navel last night
It appears to have moved to the right
the lint smelled quite funky
Was decidedly gunky
So I cleaned it in the light

But one of the lines was missed by Tom

There was an old man from Tibet..

When sucking my teeth just last night,
I realized something weren't right
There's a hole where a hole shouldn't be
My Dentist is a she not a he.....


turns out I misplaced my monkey
which...

There once was a gentleman that shaved
Tho he misbehaved
He chose a mach 3
Sacrilegious was he..

Went cruising with Sunset Sam
The undisputed king of spam
He said with a shudder...

Some day I may buy me a Jnat
Or a giant fruit eating bat
But I'd rather have that edge...

Whilst pondering my very next shave...

From the comfort of my man-cave...

My wife yelled down the stair....

You spend so much time down there

You might as well marry that blade