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I tried taking my glasses off, but got lather on my nostrils.
Fortunately I didn't sneeze.
Shaving without glasses is out of the question, I still wish to be presentable.

I will blame it on a...

Getting lather on my nose made me sneeze, try very hard not to do that now.
And glasses, have to completely stop, and clean my glasses if anything gets on them.

Trying to be neater.