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my rendition of the eclipse...
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ostrich egg omelette anyone?
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the story behind this egg...
I've was laid up with a busted leg and the other in a cast (yes full blown loser with 2...

Three things I have learned today...
1) apparently bacon is not the only thing you should NOT cook when naked! Chicken is a real Mother F.er!
2) do not keep ground cumin next to ground cinnamon on...

Statistic: "95% of shark attacks happen near the beach"

Well no shit! That's where the people are!!!

4 out of 5 dentists recommend it for there patience that chew gum...

party time...
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Good ol George Jones!

https://youtu.be/DIatiHFo8HA

4 out of 5 dentists recommend it...

...and mayonnaise for dipp'in ;)

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you know I tell the ladies before they come to my place, "I have a nice comfortable place, you can even see The Statue of Liberty if you look out my bathroom window"...
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... I like turtles...