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I'm sure you look like you left school yesterday.
Doesn't your husband think your mad for buying old razors? If I was in his shoes I'd be worried you were either planning to cut my throat while I...

Collect? Not officially but I buy almost anything that takes my fancy (that sounds a bit dodgy).
I thought you were going to say cuckoo clocks or Hansel and Gretel, Colleen but now you have let slip...

Mountains in Germany? Never heard of Bavaria, the Alps? :)

Hallo, Nicholas und wilkommen. Enshulidgen Sie meine Deutsches.