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As I stolled out this morning to vote,

When I remembered, I'm already shorn!

While shaving my head one fair morn...

Said a certain old spinster from Limerick,

I was carefully watching each step

OK, rhyme with this one:

A libra once dated a capricorn

Good one! There is no word in the English language that rhymes with 'orange'.

T'was a rainey and miserable day....

One morning, I found to my shock,

While walking my dog this past summer,

Who called himself Robin the Hood.

While strolling through Ballyfare Hall,

He said, "Oh this beard's a disgrace."

Said a man from old Clare as he rambled...