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someone likes photoshop lol

I would like to know how much pocket money he gets to afford to smoke

I've started to embrace the outdoors and fresh air, well i drink on the porch does that count.

Expect me soon Mr King

I came from England. I don't remember mosquitos there, but it might have been my geography.

The first time i got mosquito-ed here i swollen up like the elephant man and black flies, OMG, they...

O Canada
Our home and native land
True patriot love
In all of us command
All of the States have scary big bugs
The true north strong and free
So stay I'll stay here thanks

Beautiful??

remind me to stay north of the Mason Dixon!

Don't touch it Paul, its a huge creepy crawly, it might bite.

My GPS keeps going from daylight to night mode whenever it feels like it, I wouldn't mind so much but every time it goes into night mode it turns the headlights on so i go down the road flashing at...

I like Can't believe it's not Butter

Actually, I cant believe that Can't Believe it's not Butter is not actually Butter :dropjaw:

OK, goat doesn't have too many legs so 1 goat burger please Paul and don't skimp on the Ketchup

I'll eat anything with no more legs than a cow.

my Aunt had an Ostrich farm and i had so many Ostrich steaks in the freezer.

They have no fat so Ostrich has to be fried with oil.

I don't kill rats or squirrels, I don't get close enough to kill a snake, and spiders, well don't get me started. I am am terrified of creepy crawlies and spiders, and those massive centipede things...

After you shot em Jerry, you could put them down the loo and i would flush em with a big long pole. Teamwork eh, just don't make me get close.

Paul!!

dont touch them there scary slimy things, flying thing, creepy things what r u thinking :dropjaw:

I was just sitting here watching snow fall quite heavy for about 15 minutes,didn't settle but OMG, its only the middle of October and I'm south of northern California! :dropjaw:

I think I saw a movie about Douglas Bader.

Wasn't he the pilot that had a false legs and he escaped so often that the Germans in charge of his POW camp took it.

He still escaped somehow and got...

I've never seen that in the stores here, next time the supply plane lands in Canada I'll ask for some :rofl2:

Just plain Club Soda, I drink that sometimes but I usually go for Bubbly, it tastes to me like club soda with a hint of whatever flavour I choose. I like apple or blackberry most.

Forgive me if my Foreigner's showing but, what is seltzer?

Alka Seltzer, plink plink fizz?

I'm not much into root Beer, far to sweet but I used to like Dandelion & Burdock in England, it tastes a bit like sarsaparilla I'm told.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dandelion_and_burdock

I...

Impressive Jerry :chapeau

Excuse my ignorance Paul, is that a Covid Test?

Are you clear or do you need a bell around your neck?

If it's what I think it is, rest, take it easy, We're both thinking of you.

How does it work as a clock?

...:roflmao