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At the bottom of this post, hit the "Reply With Quote" button. Then in your new message window just above where the quoted text is, you will see a control bar. Hover your mouse over the third button...

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Get yourself a nice strop if you don't already have one, pick a very dull and smooth razor, watch some vids and learn to strop.

Pick out a couple that are sharp enough to treetop...