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Sorry spendur, that sounds awful.

I'm sorry for your loss. I'm not so good with words as all these other guys, but it sucks dude. Sorry.

I take the dog out front and tie her up while I have a cigarette. She enjoys seeing the world out there and being able to leave messages to the other dogs in the neighborhood. Today it was raining...

We had a pit bull and the only time I ever thought he was going to get into a fight was when a visiting dog came over. We were introducing them outside and things started to go well. We went inside...

I am not sure about dogs, but they have soft cones for cats. you can fold them down at about eye level and it is enough to keep them from getting to the stiches but doesn't seem to bother them...

Stew?

apparently there is a 10 character minimum, so how 'bout "you ever make them into stew?"

Funny, that came to my door today. She spent n hour getting all the meaty gooey bits off and is now having a nice nap.

get a Nerf gun. It is either punishment or redirection; depending on your aim.

Would have made "go forth and multiply" very awkward, though.

Hmmm, I wonder about cats. What am I saying, cats are probably just sitting around purgatory bathing and waiting for them to feel like getting up and talking to someone. Cat 1: "St Peter is...