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See, I always subscribed to 'Do a man's job and he'll come bug you again, let him figure it out and do it himself and he'll be doing it for life'. Or as I prefer to say it 'Lazying ain't easy'!
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May be you can petition to the powers that be and who knows may be they will take a look at your request. Or stock up on tea, organize a party, then ride on a horse warning the oppressors that "they...