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I hesitate to agree with mathematical formulae about Nekkidness theorized by a gentleman who leaves the bed with his woman at 5am on a Saturday to fish:
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Or is it 'No shaving nekkid ladies while they open their presents'? :thinking:

I read this and thought :thinking:
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I gotta wonder though. If your woman was wandering round nekkid, wtf were you doing shaving?!!??! :thinking:

Ask them.

Invite them.

I dare you.

Then prove it. :rofl2:

YAY! You my hero! :y :bow I'll remember to try that one on her....

My wife just told me that if I cut myself shaving she'd apply antiseptic and there would be no 'nursing' involved. :(

She said any antics would make the blood flow faster and the cut wouldnt heal....

And naturally being attractive yourself you will have attractive relatives. Do you see where i'm going with this? But this is now TOO off-topic. Lets hope the girlfriend/partner is a good nurse.

Just cos you know them, doesnt mean you'd want them naked in your bathroom!

You don't actually say you know who the naked woman is? :hmmm: