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HEY! paper cuts hurt... :p

the person after me uses canned goop to shave his pits.

What can I say... It worked on the Badger. :shrug:

the person after me used a straight to perform his own vasectomy.

False: I tried hot coals and broken glass first...

The person following really waxes, and is just embarassed to admit it.

False, The shame, oh the shame... now you know my dark secret... My sock suspender collection...

The person following me has tried to sell his kriegar collection to a museum.

True, those little hearts make excellent targets for hunting practise.

The person following me was once caught using his wife's razor to shave his other cheeks.