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I had a different sort of bait box...

In the nineties I placed an order for an item to be shipped to me. My girlfriend picked up the package and because she was very self-centered and high...

I've only ever used reel mowers. I usually need a few pulls.
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My finances are not sufficiently complicated to justify a CPA. Taxes usually take me about a half hour.

I've tried putting whiskey in coffee. It's better to skip the coffee.

:roflmao .

Well why shouldn't he be mad at you? Isn't it clearly your fault?
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Those are called knife hones!

But the hones making up that backsplash must remain removable and usable!
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I was in a grocery store's pharmacy area several years ago and found something odd. I asked the pharmacist to come out to the aisle to take a look at what I had noticed...

He agreed that the...

As long as the horse was sober, what was the problem?

Our equivalent was much less organized. No teams, just all against one. The game was Smear The Queer. One guy would grab (or be involuntarily thrown) a hat or ball or whatever and everyone else...

If you never fell off the monkey bars, you just weren't trying hard enough!

Tim, you've seen me...
I eat anything!

My wife has all kinds of food allergies, intolerances, whims, and quirks. About ten years ago she was eating pretty much nothing but chicken, carrots, and peppers. All three had to be grilled. I...

Good for you for being able to retire!

I would have "retired" into a cabin in the woods by now if I weren't married to someone I like. She's not the cabin or woods or outdoor type and she seems...

Plug in the crock pot.

Did you notice the "if you're happy and you know it" part of the post?
Let me know if you still don't get it.

And he did this one too…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqFzTHuFvaM

My brother in law is weird…

This one is entitled "If you're happy and you know it!"

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Well, now I finally know why that tool has its name despite being pretty much useless for leather-working.

That should be the only brand.

Ah, now that brings back memories.

I have no recollection of what I did, and I do know it was trivial, but the woman I was dating before my wife got mad at me for something and she vehemently...

I drink coffee black. My wife has fallen for the hype of bullet-proof coffee scam. I have to keep my mouth shut about more than just the A/C and windows!

Ah, the joys, and struggles, of marriage…

My very practical wife with degrees in civil, environmental, and chemical engineering, still apparently sees no problem with windows in the house being...

Fortunately, I prepared for the end of time...

I stockpiled 3 bricks of P160 when I found out it was no longer going to be available. It's on the top shelf of my fridge.