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Ok, just so you know, I wasn't criticizing you. At worst, I was making fun of you!:D
Actually, I was imagining having to go through that myself and how inconvenient it would be. I was imagining...

Great story, but you know what I think the oddest part of your story was? The fact that you hung your strop on your garage door track! I mean, yes, it is a nice secure/stable place to mount it and...