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He's not exactly my type

Which caused me to walk with a limp

Sir Keith was not dancing

I need to lose weight

(FYI, I do need to lose weight but that was in fact meant to be the next line of the limerick)

My turn to start a new limerick
Is that the start or just a gimmick
Poetry is stupid not hard...

:OT

Just a couple of the most recent limerick oopsies.
There have been several before this.

Roses are red
violets are blue
limericks follow a simple pattern
my favorite planet is Saturn

The pain from its heat made me dance

There once was a girl in the woods,
Red hood and a basket of goods,
She brought along a gun


Donald Trump is a man with ambition,
He's trying with every emission,
To prove he's the guy

Whilst squeeching my gland???
:gaah:

I met a boll weevil named Jack
Who had a strange growth on his back
He said with a grin

Please pop this with a pin

I met a boll weevil named Jack
Who had a strange growth on his back

Preferred chopsticks over the fork

Off topic anonymous is a couple of threads over.
(and no, that does not rhyme with strange!)

Accused of giving 40 whacks

Spending time in a cave

:rant:

Who had a bad case of myopia...

Stay in please. There aren't many of us playing here!

Continuing on:

By the light of the silvery moon...

So let us begin another rhyme

Hopefully it will go better this time...

If I can stay out...

for this thread, it's been said...

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Hopefully it will go better this time...

While hiding in the Iowa town of Hedrick!

(sorry I just wanted to put this one of its misery)

sat pondering words rhyming with Cedric...

:rant:

Jimbo, as an "Advisor," do you have dope slapping rights?

:)

OK I thought gflifgt was starting a new one, thus the "..." indicating the beginning rather than "." or my overused "!" indicating the end.

In that case I retract my "Doh!"

Maybe someone else...

How about:

To the shed I took my axe...