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He probably should have a pint of blood on hand just in case....:roflmao

Bill,

Are you making him a giant styptic pencil to go along with it? :roflmao :roflmao

Bill only one word WOW

No, I say who cares about the metric system after all this is America next they will want us to start speaking French :roflmao

Glue? We will have to contact Tony Miller to see if he could put a ring in the cow's ... never mind then he could grip the tongue.:roflmao

Pretty sure he will need this:roflmao

I am green with envy. So use the alpinite...:roflmao

Bill,

Ebony and Asian Cinnamon Burl combo...

That is a razor I would wear pants with come to think of it a cup too.:roflmao

Also if he is ever lost in the forest he could use it to chop down trees and make a hut. Wow that is one &#@$* big blade. I haven't seen a blade that big outside of a hardware store.:roflmao