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I probably can, a flying ant landed on my Norton in the path of the blade I was sharpening and the ant was split in twain.

The SRP member who just posted below me really was the model for the...

Not so! Why wait til 3 am??

The next person pawned their tools to buy more razor paraphernalia

It's like they say, smite makes right. I skipped the one step further and went straight to honing on my face. I used to do that with disposables too, come to think of it.

The next yokel sleeps...

" The next person practices their honing strokes at work or school using a plastic picnic knife"



:eek:

Are you a mohel?

That used to be true for me, shaving with goop is the pits.

Captain Tex hijacked my reply!

Great idea about turning the old Gillette into straight razor scales - I may try that! After all,...

True. I'll never get that cartridge blade back either because it's embedded in Campbell's jaw.

The next SRP member to post is well-known among friends and colleagues to ruin conversations by...

True, I once hewn a razor in two.

The next goofball habitually rubs sharp objects against his face at work just to hear the pleasurable sound of metal against stubble

True, which is why I am still using only my bare hands to wet my face while shaving.

The person following me is going to donate and ship a live badger to my door

I'm glad I'm not addicted at all



False, I never get caught

The shaver following me comes up with a better line than this one