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They made so much noise

Greg lived in a house made of grass

And at his mouth was he foaming

She lept back and ran for her life!

The navel was searched

A patient of LinacMan's wife

"This sand in my beard

There once was a sniper from Salem,
[11:39:02] <CarrieM> who couldn't rhyme to save him..
[11:40:22] <CarrieM> but he continued the cant
[11:40:31] <CarrieM> till folks started to rant.....

better that than be censored!

And often found shaving with his Venus

Quick with his sling,

There once was a thug who was heinous.

And purchased my soul

I met a poor lad James the Runt.

The couple was sliced up and fried

Ninjas came, but were seen though they tried

Singing Cash's "Hey Porter!"

Who was neither Capulet nor Montague

For nothing much more than cheap thrills

as I was beguiled

but the badger nearby

Mine pole hath not verily kepth

I realized my grammar was flimsy

She ne'er shoulda poisoned my porridge

So his bros found another who could

(it's only as dirty as you want it to be :p )