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The 'roo strops would spread round the globe
And Jimbo would bust out the strobe
He'd buy drinks for all
At the crazy shave ball
Use caution, don't lop off your lobes.

You know, the ear...

You'd have to get some new 'roo,
But I bet you would get quite a few.
You'd max out the plastic,
She'd just say "fantastic"
And then tan your hide anew.

There is a great gent hoglahoo,
And his wife doesn't know what to do.
He dreams of great stropping,
'fore the shaves there's no stopping, //That's supposed to be short for "before"//
Cause...