Search:

Schrodinger's cat applies to unobserved variables, so that doesn't really work here. But now we are WAY off topic, so back to the razor.

I thought it was a church re-fitted with a windmill.

We actually have no idea what the momentum is but we definitely know what the position is. Think high speed photo of a bullet.

No no no! It's ups, downs, and electrons. Unless you can actually prove its strings...