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I'll tell you a secret. Uncle Jethro likes the burn too and he just applies some battery acid mixed with some rose water on his face. he says it's really bracing to the skin. Har Har.

Yep the clubman is almost pure alcohol so if anything could burn thats it. Of course if you really like burn why not go to the liquor store and get some everclear and just splash that on. We'll hear...