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She was at the end of one of her frequent drunken cocaine binges. I made the decision that she had had enough. She flipped out and came at me with my beautiful razor.

A few years later she was...

I have a very nice razor that was given to me by the owner of Hoffritz Cutlery back in the early 1980's. My first wife cut me with it and by the time I got home from the hospital the blood had...