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Bear in my mind that that owner has a particular tendency to get rather hyped up about this and that and proclaim it the best ever, and then shortly thereafter hype something else as the best ever. ...

Now that you mention it, if he only uses it 1-2 times a year max, how does he know it doesn't need to stropped for 40 uses? Ah, I forget, the chr*'ik acts in mysterious ways.

Amen.

But...

Please don't spell the name out, but rather refer to as the Chr*nik, lest you be smote by lighting!

Unfortunately my chest hair falls off out of sheer fright every time I merely read that...