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Indeed you are, Hirlau! Wait - is that snow falling on the roof? No. its only rain, dear .....:gth

All my letters addressed 'Santa, North Pole' get through, though... I asked for £20 last year, but my letter came back with only £10 in it, so maybe those rotters at the sorting hub robbed me...?
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Damn, no wonder all the razors and nickels I have been sending keep getting returned unopened - I got your address as:

Hirlau
South Florida
USA

I guess I should have added the Miami bit, but...