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In that case the cat-fight has to be limited to wrestling, hair-pulling and pillows, so we don't bust up that pretty face :nj

We should also have 2 damsels in distress, a model and a country music singer. They should be in conflict and have a cat-fight :D

Weapon of Mass Depillation? :D

Just give them a shaving demonstration :nj

Josh, even 3-4 days would leave you with a good amount of stubble to mow down and you won't look like a wolf-boy :D

Josh, I have to say that I am sorry for not having faith in you... HEY, where's your left ear? :mad:

And in 10 days you'll be able to start buying more goodies. Robert's been coming up with some right up your alley :y

Bill, you're overpricing it after the band-saw and paint can incident :w

Now who's going to inherit the maul after she kills Josh?

Uhmmm Josh, could you please tell your wife that:
1) I think she's right in every argument
2) Her hair is pretty
3) I like razors? :w

Our news are reporting a grinning serial shaver south of the border.. So far he's given full body-shaves to 6 men, 4 women, 9 children, a nun, 3 cats and a herd of cattle with a monstrous-looking...

That's like 150g :eek: And that's just the tang :D

I'm pretty sure that tha mailman is already lying dead in a ditch and Josh's running around the streets, waving that thing around and laughing...

Terry, we're supposed to discuss what JOSH'd feel/do when he got that maul, not what I'd do if Bill mailed it to my place by mistake :D