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This thread ought to be locked, as there is only competition for second place left!!!

bravo indeed JimR!

JimR is so skillful with prose,
the lassies just shed off their clothes!
Holli's doing just fine,
but when Lee starts to rhyme,
we're all left holding our nose!

If you're stropping a razor real quick,
you should remember this limerick.
Wear at least a towel,
lest you make a foul,
and drop your blade and cut off your prick!

(please forgive the light...

There was a bald man from Brisbane
who made money for using his brain.
He opened a razor,
a few minutes later,
was dead cause he cut open a vein!